Prank Letter - 3rd Letter to Ryanair
September 8, 2007
Some time after my first series of letters to Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary about saving money by running airplanes with no seats, I noticed that he had made reference to the topic in two media interviews. I immediately assumed that he was preparing the ground for a joint venture with me manufacturing seatless airplanes, so I wrote him this letter: >>>
Third Letter to Ryanair
Dear Mr O’Leary,
I am delighted that you have started to actively promote the seat-free airplane concept, and I would like to arrange a meeting to see how we can develop it further as a joint venture partnership. I have now added the following to my thesis:
Mick O’Leary (our thinking is so similar that I now feel that we are almost friends) then showed how quickly he can react to a positive concept. I first contacted him in April with the then-novel proposal that airplanes might not need seats.
In May he told Der Spiegel that: ‘You could have airplanes with no seats, in ten years’ time. Why do you have to sit down?’ In August the Sunday Times wrote that ‘[O'Leary] talks of an airline in which reclining seats have gone; maybe one day there’ll be no seats at all.’
I tipped a wink to this great innovator, who had taken my embryonic idea and quickly cast it loose in the marketplace of aviation ergonomics. I looked forward to the day when we signed on the dotted line and began to exploit it commercially.
How does that sound? Please let me know when would be a good time for us to discuss the idea further. As you are more experienced in these matters, I would be happy to discuss whatever proposal you may have about the nature of our partnership.
Yours sincerely,
Pierce Whitehead
The Ryanair Correspondence
- My first letter
- Ryanair’s first reply
- My second letter
- Ryanair’s second reply
- My third letter (this one)
- Ryanair’s third reply
- My fourth letter
- Ryanair’s fourth reply
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